[from around] No surprise though.

[banished_dame]

You Belong in London

You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sydney. You fit in almost anywhere. And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all!

What European City Do You Belong In?

Kinda seems bit obvious.

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[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Color me surprised.

[banished_dame]

I always wondered what color would surprised be anyway? Mean embarrassed is sort of red. Sad is blue, envious that's green... then so is sickly I guess.

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

...Kind of an orange? Maybe hot pink! A hot pink surprise?

[banished_dame]

Oh that'd be a surprise alright! Wake up all neon colored and blinding people!

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Then it's settled. Surprised is hot pink!

[banished_dame]

I'm glad we could come to that agreement! I'll be sure to spread the word. I can see it in fiction now!

Sylvia turned a bright shade of hot pink in surprise as she was greeted with the sight of her long lost father Marvin.

Oh that's just bril.

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Very...bril. We need to spread it around though. I should put it in a Stationwide memo.

Unless they'll think I turned into Elle Woods.

...My sister's right. I am metrosexual. *

[banished_dame]

Oh I'm not sure a stationwide memo is enough. Mean that's just the Santa Barbara Department yeah? We should think bigger. Global. Universal even.

Elle Woods? Nothing wrong with liking a movie about a girl that knows what she wants. Plus it's that short little blonde thing yeah? Guys like her.

I think you're safe. Plus being all metrosexual isn't a bad thing. I know a guy? Jack? He's like... pansexual.. omnisexual and he gets all sorts of ladies.

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Mass E-mailed chain-letter? In hot pink then?

I...don't. I'm also a slightly long story. Or a confused story.

That's the thing. I don't know if I want ladies anymore. Omnisexual?

[banished_dame]

Oh never the chain email, those get tossed.

Confused story? You know if you want to talk you can talk to me.

Yeah... Jack's sort of... one of a kind. Takes all kinds sort of guy? Maybe you should go to his party? June 15th I mean I'm going to the girl one, he's just trying to upstage Reinette I figure.

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Commercial, then?...A six word story? I'm running out of ideas.

Thanks, Rose. Nah, it's more like - well, who cares if I'm interested in guys. Girls got me a broken marriage. Plus, in this day and age if I kiss a guy I kiss a guy. Same if I date one.

Oh - how...discriminatory. To women I mean. He doesn't mind strangers coming? Maybe I'll stop by...if I can.

[banished_dame]

Oh a Six Word Story might work!

I thought you just had a fiancee that left, that's not so much a broken marriage as a never married thing? I think? Yeah see you sound just like Jack. He says that eventually the lines between the sexes will blur so much that no one will really care what anyone thinks. It'll all be fine.

Oh well... we did sort of start it first? With the party for girls only?

Jack'd be fine with it. He's not really the unwelcoming type. also his writer is my writer

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

I'll leave it to you then! Spread the word!

Well, broken off marriage. But we were practically married. And my sister is just making a big deal about my ... "sudden direction change."

I saw that, yeah. What's with the splitting of the genders?

We'll see. I'm not a big socializer with strangers. I might, who knows. Thanks for the invite, Rose.

[banished_dame]

I'll sort it out in a bit.

Well maybe she should lay off. Want me to tell her how it is? I can so be tough.

Well sometimes a girl just needs to be able to talk freely about all the bothersome things. Plus I haven't had a proper slumber party in ages. The boys just wanted to copy.

Well you socialized with me and I was a complete stranger and look at us now! Making choices for the world!

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Cool.

No, no. We're close. She loves me. Her default is over protective.

That's what we do. Copy. Boys ruin everything.

Good point. First step, hot pink. Second, global recycling.

[banished_dame]

Yeah over protective is good, but not if it's all hindering and making you doubt stuff. Or if it's judgmental protective.

Yeah what is with that!

Oh no Global Recycling should get bumped up to 1st.

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Not judgmental. Not in the least. She's really not as big of a problem as it sounds. Just enthusiastic.

I can't tell you.

Oh. Well - fine, the Earth comes first.

[banished_dame]

Yeah I get that. Mum was pretty enthusiastic. Helpful in her own way.

Against the boy code of ethics, yeah?

I'd like to think it should.

[dont-mockplants.livejournal.com]

Our parents our...conservative. But I'm not thinking about them when I make my decision. I figure - I just need to jump. You know, date. Guys.

Guy code. What have you heard...