banished_dame: ([tardis] Crop - Against Wall)
Rose Tyler ([personal profile] banished_dame) wrote2008-03-30 02:45 am

[MYL] 17.1 - TARDIS cleaning

Doctor -

Been going through some of the back rooms and wondering what exactly you do with some of this stuff? Do you even need it anymore?

- 12 BETAMax Decks [seriously? BETA?]
- 4 Broken Lawn Chairs [nylon strapping sort]
- 9 cases of OrangeBright Cleanser [fell for the shark at the market did you?]
- 43 pairs of three legged trousers [do I really want to ask? Is this a worry if you change again? Extra limbs?]
- The Complete Run of Days of Our Lives [I have to ask how'd you even manage that one? Why Days too? American soaps always seemed to trash to me.]
- 63,209 Gold Star Stickers [I didn't count this. It was on the box. I'm not getting rid of them, but why haven't I been getting any? And why the accurate count?]
- 27 green striped socks [do you even wear socks? and why the odd number?]
- 2 HD DVD players [bet you regret not listening to me now yeah?]

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